Sunday, April 4, 2010

Those select individuals that make it into Stumble Bum stardom know who they are. We're not ones to discriminate, hell we're often discriminated against ourselves, so our ranks waiver night to night day by day. Some move on, some grow up, but deep down we will always be Stumble Bums. It's in our blood. A decree of the brown paper bag, drinking on roof tops, and passing out in the most of awkward places. An alley or soft lawn are no strangers to the weathered ranks of Stumble Bums. No pillow? Use a brick.



When the keg has been tapped and you're the first to pour a cup, you're with us.



It's 1:59am and you're banging on the liquor store window, you're with us.